So the other day I tried out a new and oh so fabulous product. Goldbond has a pain relieving foot cream that's formulated to work differently than just a normal bengay type product because it's designed to penetrate through tough callused feet...
This product is AWESOME for the record. It was like bengay on CRACK.... way better. However, I must remind anyone who uses this product to wash one's hands before rubbing one out or else your clit may catch fire like mine did.
I text Jen to tell her that my vajayjay was on fire, but oddly invigorated, hahah... she was like, "oh no, poor thing..." She checked on me and "ol girl" the following day... all I'm saying is damn... lesson learned. Rub clit, then rub feet...
I don't think i could wash my hands enough to make it safe... I'm just glad I tortured myself and that Jen wasn't here for me to get all down and dirty with and set her insides on fire...haha.
Have a great week everyone.
4 comments:
"Com'on baby light my fire..."
I don't know how many more times I can spit water on this poor computer. You need to start adding a disclaimer to posts like this.
My advice, you need to designate one hand for foot rubbing and the other for clit/Jen rubbing. Then you got the best of both worlds.
ROTFL! Same goes with chillies, heat cream and oh, so many more....
You just LOVE sneaking in the posts that make me spit Pellegrino at the screen dont'cha!
And for the record....you are possibly the only blogger I read that seems to touch themselves as much as I do.
Just sayin... :)
xoxo
~vk~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Um...yeah, Tommy....um... yeah... I'm glad you learned your lesson. Really, I am! hahahahahahahahaha!
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