New saying...

I was doing my boss's mom's hair today (she's my regular side hussle)...anyway she used an expression I had never heard before but made me laugh so I wanted to share.

She said (in reference to her husband running to the bathroom), "He was as fast as a fart in a hot skillet."

I found it amusing as I said...however my all time favorite I stole from my friend Archie. He was talking about gas prices and said that they were, "High as giraffe pussy." I still use this one whenever I'm talking about something that I can't afford.

Good times.