Showing posts with label license plate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label license plate. Show all posts

Sunday, August 2, 2009

My vagyna sold for $20 dollars

I let Jen borrow my car to go to work yesterday just for shits and giggles and I wasn't going anywhere...well she got the usual people taking pictures of my license plate while driving down the road...

She got to her theatre and was grabbing her bag from the backseat when a couple of girls asked permission to pose with my car and the license plate (which remember says VAGYNA)...she explained it wasn't her car it was her girlfriends and then said that she'd agree to it for five bucks per photo and made ten bucks right there.

Later in the evening while working the box office another pair of women, this time a mother daughter inquired about the owner of the Tiburon with the funny plates. Jen walked out after taking off her jacket with her theatre info (name and rank, lol) and made another damn ten bucks.

My vagyna sold for twenty bucks...sure...sounds kind of low, but dammit, why didn't I think about charging folks before now...

Unbelievable.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

License Plate

So a lot of folks have a hard time believing that my license plate says Vagina (though spelled with a "y" instead of an "i")...I was able to get this plate in stealth mode because I use the V for UVA as the first letter so that when it's run through the system its really only listed as AGYNA...(the funny thing is that the "i" wasn't available so someone else out there has it)

Anyway, the moral of the story is that it is a frequent occurence for me to check my rear view mirror and see someone laughing their ass off and pointing or trying to catch a picture with a cell phone or actual camera...I even from time to time fear getting rear ended by people driving AND trying to take a picture of the plate.

Yesterday was a first for me however. I was sitting at a stoplight, my sister in the passenger seat and I see this chick walking up to my car with something in her hand. I'm thinking I'm about to get carjacked by a semi-preppy hot chick...then I realize that it's a camera in her hand and she had gotten out of her car to take a pic of the plate...

She wasn't even in the car directly behind me, she was in the one behind that but I can safely say thats the first time someone has gotten out of their car to get a good pic, lol. Hopefully she thought it was funny and wanted to show her friends,and isnt planning on ratting me out the State of VA and the lovely Commonwealth that it is so they revoke my plates, lol.